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Ken: It's that time again...
Ryu: The newest Gateway has begun, and you all know what that means...
Vega: Another MST3K waste of bandwidth!
Ken & Ryu: Gah! You again! I thought we were suppose to get E. Honda this time around.
Vega: He's busy with his guru gig over at truemeaningoflife.com, so he called me up and asked if I could take his spot.
Ryu: Wait a minute! Since when are you and Honda so close?
Vega: You wouldn't believe how corrupt the Sumotori circuit has become. Best of all it's not even my fault. I just get to take advantage of it! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Ken: Enough of that noise! Rinaldo speaks.
--- Rinaldo Gambetta
Vega: Ah, the goddess of the hunt. Perhaps we should see how the huntress handles becoming the hunted.
Ryu: Hey Vega, quit acting like Gouki, it's weirding me out.
Vega: Sorry, don't know what came over me.
> Apperance: Slender, 6' tall American woman, with
loose and wavy
Ken: I think the symbolism is obvious here. With all those belts, the pants stay on fanboys.
Ryu: Darn
Vega & Ken edge away from Ryu
> Quote before fight: "Hope I'm not too rough on ya."
Ryu: Courtious, to say the least.
Ken: Well you know how it is with the lady street fighters. Either they're tough veneer conceals a heart of gold and an almost child-like vulnerability, or they're heartless assassins who
would kill you as soon as look at you, and maim you for life just for kicks. Or both. They're really isn't any inbetween, I've noticed.
Vega: Guess which ones I prefer.
Ryu: Oh gee, let me think... The heartless assassin chicks, maybe?
Vega: Just kidding. I don't have a preference. The latter I can control with money (which I have plenty of) and the former I can control through manipulation and subterfuge (which I also have plenty
of).
Ryu & Ken: ...
> VS
Vega: ...
Ryu: Aren't you going to make some crack about Kali, the destroyer of worlds, Vega?
Vega: Bah. Hinduism was an elective at Evil Crimelord School.
Ryu: Ah.
> Apperance: Khalis is a short but well build man,
with nice fectures but a
Ryu: He reminds me a bit of the ref for my fight with Son Goku. Krili..., Khrih..., whatever his name was.
Ken: Hey that reminds me, did you win? Manny went out of business so I never got the results.
Ryu: mumbles
Ken: Didn't catch that buddy, what did you say?
Vega: He said he got beat like a red headed step child.
Ryu sigh: Yep, that's what happened.
Ken: Wow, good ears Vega.
Vega: Ears, schmeres. I'm psychic. I read his, so called, mind.
> Quote before fight: "I respect your speech, but Iīm not so weak cīmon letīs
Vega: It is always those eagerest for violence who make the best pawns.
Ken: That's good advice, Vega. Thank you. We'll keep that in mind.
> Move 1- Artemis Steele move 3 hexes and make a
Flying Short Kick and Khali
Vega: Much as it irritates me, I must confess that I have no idea of what Khali was trying to accomplish with that.
Ken: Maybe he has a move-something else combo.
Ryu: Now that would be a silly thing to start off a fight with, wouldn't it.
> Move 2- Artemis Steele make a great mistake and try to start a Scissor Kick
Ken: Well some boys just can't help themselves when they're around a pretty girl. They get all grabby.
Ryu: The voice of experience?
Ken: Mmmmm, Elisa.
Vega: Mmmmm, Juni.
Ryu: Mmmmm, Ifurita.
Ken & Vega: ...
Vega: Leave it to Ryu to have the hots for an ultimate doomsday weapon.
Ken: He really didn't strike me as the type. I
honestly thought it'd be you, Vega.
Vega: Damn straight! But at least he didn't say
Sakura.
> Move 3- Khali recover his balance and make a Head
Butt for combo (dizzy) but
Vega: If anyone makes a 'using your head' crack, they will feel my psycho power.
Ryu a strange look in his eyes: Concentration is the key to victory.
Vega: ...
Vega: I'll let that one slide.
> Move 4- Khali wants continue his combo but Artemis is very fast and make a
Ken covering Ryu's ears: You're too young.
Ryu: Hey! I wanna hear too...
Vega: Don't worry Ryu, I'll tell you after the MST3K.
> Move 5- Artemis Steele make a Roundhouse Kick (end of her combo) but Khali
Ryu: This looks like it could be a long fight.
Ken: Yeah, the most damage done so far is... two.
Vega: Doesn't anyone here know psychokinetic
channeling? It only has a focus prereq of three fercryingoutloud!
> Move 6- Artemis Steele try to make a Foot Sweep but Khali is more faster and
Vega: ...
Ryu: ...
Ken: ...
Ken: It appears that Artemis Steele is really living up to her family name.
> Move 7- Khali make Head Butt for his combo (dizzy) and Artemis Steele block
Ryu: Oh yeah, this fight'll be ending quick.
Ken arches eyebrow at Ryu
Ryu: No not really! Sarcasm's a lost art with you people. Jeez.
> Move 8- Khali try to make his Head Butt (end of his combo dizzy) but Artemis
Ken: I guess we could always rename Khali as Brainiac.
Vega: Eh, I'll let that one slide to. But just because Brainiac's my hero.
> Move 9- Artemis Steele make a Fierce punch but Khali block for combo just in
Vega: He punches. She blocks. He does one point of damage. She punches. He blocks. She does one point of damage. I believe I have found a pattern.
Ken: That and fifty cents'll get you, a pack of gum.
> Move 10- Khali make a Braincracker and Artemis
Steele try to block but this
Ken: Finally! This fight may be ending soon.
> Move 11- Khali make another Braincracker and Artemis Steele receive: No
Ken: But, then again, what the hell do I know?
Ken: Hey, you don't suppose.... nah.
Ryu: What?
Vega: Out with it, Masters.
Ken: Well, do you think that, maybe, Khali's throwing the fight?
Vega: Hrmmm. Fits the facts. I think you're on to something. Good work, Ken.
Ryu: But why would he do that?
Vega: Same reason he's going for all those grabs. Besides, you can't get a date with a pretty girl if you've just beaten the snot out of her. Well, I can, but it's a trick most other people just can't pull off.
Ryu: I don't get... Oh! I see.
Ken: This, boys and girls, is called Enlightenment, with a capital 'E'.
Vega: But can he tell us why toast always lands butter side down?
Ryu: ...
Ryu: No.
Ryu: But you forget that Artemis also did a no-damage maneuver back in move eight.
Ken: That doesn't count.
Vega: It was a jab and they aren't suppose to do damage.
Vega: It does, however, lead us to one inescapable conclusion.
Ken: Rinaldo really needs to take a sledge hammer to his dice.
Ryu: I recommend a twelve pound sledge to really powder them, though a ten pounder'll do in a pinch.
> Move 12- Artemis Steele try to make a Roundhouse
Kick but Khali is more
Ken: Lets take score here and see how much damage has been done.
Vega: What purpose would that serve?
Ryu: It's something to do. And I forgot my gameboy.
Vega: True enough. All right, they've both taken seven points.
Ken: Well, that killed a lot of time.
> Move 13- Artemis Steele try to make a Fierce punch but Khali is more faster
Vega: Now THAT was interesting. I'm gonna have to talk to that boy.
Ryu: HEY KHALI!! AFTER THIS FIGHT, RUN AND DON'T LOOK
BACK!! IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD!!
Ken: Ryu! Shut up. You're gonna make him loose the fight!
Ryu: Like he needs help doing that.
> Move 14- Artemis Steele make a Short Kick and Khali block for his combo and
Ken: Dost mine ears deceive me? Did someone breach the unbreakable two point ceiling on damages?
Ryu: Yeah, and dizzied him to. Note to all street fighting newbies. Stamina of less than three is very very bad. No matter how fast and strong you are, you are going to get hit eventually, and you'll need
that stamina to stay in the fight.
Ken: It's not so bad if you're an astronomy major.
Ryu: Huh?
Ken: You'll see a lot of stars.
Vega: Ba Dum Dum
> Move 15- Khali is out of combat canīt see nothing
ahead... Artemis Steele
Vega shoots a look at Ryu: No way.
Ryu: What?
Vega: Now I really want to see this fight end.
> Move 16- Artemis Steele try to make a Scissor Kick but Khali is more faster
Vega: I do not believe it. I DO NOT GODDAMN BELIEVE
IT!!
Ryu edging away: What!
Ken: 'Concentration is the key to victory.' Ryu, since when do you spout prophecies?
Ryu: Not me! Nope! I didn't get sucked to El-Hazzard and get this stupid prophecy power! Not me!
Vega: Well, there goes my psychic monopoly in this game.
Ken: I don't get it. I mean, can you imagine what an edge it would be to be able to predict you're opponent's every move in advance? You'd be unstoppable.
Ryu: Forget it. Prophets are always stuck in support rolls. I'm the HERO dammit! You're the meglomaniacle villain, you're my faithful
sidekick/buddy and I'm the hero and by Capcom that's
how it's going to stay.
Vega a tear in his eye: Villain?
Ken a gleam in his eye: Sidekick?
Ryu: Uh-oh [makes tracks for the next continent]
Ken: Ryu old buddy old pal, get back here so I can make you swallow your own teeth! [pursues Ryu]
Vega sniff: I thought I was the hero. [teleports out]
> Artemis Steele Country: U.S.A Player: Josh Diemert
> shoulder-length golden blond hair, dark blue eyes, and
> fair skin. Artemis wears a black jacket over a
sleeveless, form-fitting blue
> jumpsuit, black calf-high boots, and a pair of black leather belts crossed
> over her hips.
>
>
> Khali Country: India Player: Npc
> serious look, his skin is a light brown, no hair but his green eyes can make
> a man with double of his size fear him, he wears
only trunks like boxing
> trunks.
> get start"
> receives: 1 point of damage, this make Khali shake his head but he still in
> the fight and move for combo, he walk 1 hex to reach Artemis Steele hex
> (close combat).
> but is too slow and Khali is very close now he
interrupts Artemis kick and
> make a Braicracker and this catch the female fighter inside a susteinted
> hold, Artemis receives: 2 points of damage. In the end of this turn Khali try
> to keep holding but lost his balance and release
Artemis and have some
> problems in next turn.
> Artemis Steele make good block and with this Artemis Steele receive: 1 point
> of damage.
> Flying Knee Thrust for combo, Khali receive: 2
points of damage and Khali hit
> his Head Butt (part from dizzy combo) and Artemis
Steele receive: No
> damage... Khali shake his head and say some bad
words.
> block it just in time and he receive: 1 point of
damage
> hold Artemis with his Braincracker and Artemis
Steele receive: No damage...
> Khali looks surprise but try to keep holding but no way Artemis Steele push
> Khali away and break the hold.
> just in time with this she receives: 1 point of
damage.
> Steele attack first with a quick Jab punch and Khali receive: No damage...
> Artemis Steele receive Khali Head Butt and his
damage is: 1 point of damage.
> time and he receive: 1 point of damage.
> isnīt work agaisnt this attack and she receive: 2
points of damage and Khali
> try to keep holding and have sucess.
> damage... Khali release Artemis Steele.
> faster and block for combo with this Khali receive: 2 points of damage.
> and make Braincracker and use Leech manuver (to
recover some health points)
> with this Artemis Steele receive: 3 points of damage (Leech damage) and 1
> point of damage, Khali try to keep holding but
Artemis Steele break the hold.
> Khali receive: 3 points of damage and Khali is
dizzy!!!
> make a pose and says: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break
your concentration?", Khali
> recover from stun in the end of this turn.
> and make a Head Butt for his combo (dizzy) and
Artemis Steele receives: 2
> points of damage, Artemis Steele receive the blow
and stay in the combat,
> Khaliīs face is a mask of horror he thinks she
didnīt hold this blow and
> Artemis Steele hit her Scissor Kick and Khali
receive: 4 points of damage and
> 3 points of damage, Khali retreat with the impact he fall and pass out.
>
> Artemis Steele wins by knockout.
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