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This is an actual challenge that was sent out on the SF:STG mailing list's e-mail tournament being run by Rinaldo. Even though the challenge wasn't for my character, I, being a sarcastic son of a Baptist, took it upon myself to mock and belittle the poor schmuck who send it out. Naturally, the guy expanded his challenge to include my character, Gokiwa. He was a bit upset when Gokiwa defeated his character without getting a scratch on him (in three rounds no less).
Ken: Hey, Ryu come over here for a sec.
Ryu: What's up, Ken?
Ken: It seems we have a message to MST3K?
Ryu: MS What?
Ken: Geez, you really do just live for the fight. It's where we make sarcastic comments line by line about something, in this case an E-mail message.
Ryu: Oh, sort of like how you copied Master Gouken when his back was turned.
Ken: Errr.
Ryu: And he made you get the firewood, without an axe for 2 months as punishment.
Ken [Grabs Ryu in a noogie]: I seem to recall you did something similar when he finally told us what Dragon Punch meant in Japanese.
Ryu: Owowowow. I admit it.
Ken: Fine then [releases ryu]
Ryu: So when do we start?
Ken: Right... now!
--- Andy dlatre-@gate.net wrote:
> Just so eveyone know a new fighter is joining the ranks of Rinaldo's
> tournament group.
Ryu: Rinaldo? Who's Rinaldo?
Ken: He's that new tournament promoter who's trying to start up a Gateway Tournament.
Ryu: Ah.
> Although I submitted him... he is NOT my character!!!
Ryu & Ken: Suuuuure he's not.
> This is my Brother (Tom's) Character, that he desigined especialy to
> brutilize street fighters.
Ryu: Bad idea, he's setting himself up for a fall.
Ken: Oh I don't know, a little confidence never hurts.
Ryu: Confidence yes. Cockiness no.
> He wishes to challenge the Shotokan practicioner, Genryu-Kai;
> slpstc-@aol.com please take note.
> He wishes to speak before the fight:
Ryu: We who are about to die salute you?
Ken: That's the spirit, Ryu.
> "Justin Credible has a message for all fighters.
Ken falls over laughing
Ryu: I don't get it.
> Send me your weak,
> your
> strong, your impotent, it does not matter, they all will recieve the
> same
> fate.
Ken [weak]: Hey, Ryu, it sounds like he's challenging us.
Ryu [strong]: It certainly does.
Vega [impotent]: Indeed.
Ken & Ryu: Gah! Vega! What the.. How the heck did you get here.
Vega: Bah. Did you truly think that you could MST3K without my knowledge? I am Vega. Pass me the popcorn please, you worthless pile of excrement.
Ken: Sure [Passes the bowl]
Ryu [hissing]: Ken, that was our last bowl.
Ken [also hissing]: What did you want me to do? He said please.
> Your only chance lies in fantisies where you can dream of living
> past
> our fight.
Vega: Oooh, I like him.
Ryu: Figures.
I will bring pain to your existence, the way we do it in
> Alberta
> Canada.
Vega: You're going to force us to play Mortal Kombat: Mythologies?
Ken: You're going to build a snowman around us?
Ryu: You're going to deport us to America?
Ken: Hehheh... Hey!
>I'm not stupendous, i'm not impossible; i'm
Vega: A credulous fool who will fall before my power?
Ken: A hopeless moron with delusion of adequacy?
Ryu: Dan?
>Justin-Credible!!!"
Ken & Vega: [snort]
Ryu: I still don't get it.
> Keep in mind, while I (Andy) may be this fighter's <manager> I in NO way
> associate myself with him OR my brother <otherwise>.
Vega: God I wish I could say that about my brother.
Ken: _You_ have a family, Vega?
Vega: Of course, why do you think I'm trying to take over the world? Alimony payments are expensive. And Christmas is coming up soon to. It never ends.
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Ryu: Yeah right.
Ken: Hey Ryu. the message is over.
Ryu: Oh. DAMMIT!
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