Chris Hoffmann's Fanfic Archive

Chris Hoffmann's small and miniscule, but still worth a quick peak, Fanfic Archive

All of the fanfics on these pages are written by your truly, and very few are anywhere even close to finished. Still if you don't mind tormenting yourself with cliffhanger endings (assuming I even got that far) feel free to read them.

Finished Works What few there are:

Newbie Street Fighter Challenges
Just how do you go about challenging other Street Fighters? And how do the World Warriors feel about it?
Hotaru Seijuro vs. Blaise
Apparently I didn't learn my lesson with my first MST3K parody, so I make another one.
Artemis Steele vs. Khali
I'm told it's my best MST3K yet.
Unfinished Works And there are a lot more of these:
Sailor Meteorite
Originally created as a Sailor Moon Character in a campaign that never got off the ground, the little hentai sort of grew on me and I wound up writing a bit more of a story for him (yes, him).
Keeper of the Seven Keys
Inspired by the song of the same name by Helloween, this is a self insert into seven different Anime universes.
The Stand
No relation to the Stephen King work of the same name, this is a Street Fighter/X-Files crossover. Someone is killing drug runners before they can testify. Mulder and Skully are on the case.

Challenges A bunch of short intros I sent out to the FFML back when I was a member. Due to a lack of familiarity with the source material (mostly Ranma), I could never finish them, so I set them up as challenges to whatever feels like reading this page. If you accept one of the challenges, send the fanfic (preferably in .txt, though I'll accept .html) to If I decide I like your fic, I'll ask you permission to host it on my webpage (or ask to link to it if you have a page all ready).

The World's Strongest
What if Ranma was faster and stronger in girl form? How would someone raised to be a Man among men react to being a much more powerful fighter as a girl?
The P-Team
I guess you'll just have to take my word for it that recreational pharmasuticals played no part in my writing of this intro.

And since turn about is fair play, the list of challenges I have accepted (an even shorter list of the challenges I've accepted

Lucky Sevens vs. Ruby Weapon
Someone (It slips my memory who) spammed the FFML by telling everyone he finally beat Ruby Weapon. In case you don't know, the FFML is a very high volume mailing list (a couple hundred messages a day was not at all uncommon) so any spam (i.e. anything not a fanfic or a critique of one) is frowned upon. I decided to make an ass of myself (if you've got a talent, might as well use it I always say) and e-mailed the guy saying that he should have written a fanfic about how he beat Ruby Weapon instead of spamming the list. He turned around and said that he would like to see me do that. I had an hour to kill, and the result is posted for all the internet to endure.

And finally, my Fanfics Link Page.